BRAIN DEAD

I FEEL SO BRAIN DEAD. SINCE YESTERDAY I'VE HAD THIS WEIRD HEADACHE THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I HAVE COTTON CANDY FOR A BRAIN OR SOMETHING. I THINK IT MIGHT HELP IF I ACTUALLY EAT LIKE, REAL FOOD OR WHATEVER. ALL I'VE EATEN TODAY IS A TOOTSIE ROLL POP, WHICH HAS SOME NUTRIENTS, RIGHT? ANYWAY, SO THIS PAST WEEK ALL I'VE BEEN BUYING IS BOOKS AND STUFF SO I CAN FILL UP MY BOOKSHELVES AND MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN SIT ON MY COMPUTER ALL DAY AND EAT CANDY. HERE ARE SOME BOOKS I'VE BOUGHT:






THE LAST BOOK IS "THE LOVE MACHINE." I THOUGHT THE PICTURE OF JACQUELINE SUSANN ON THE BACK COVER WAS WAY BETTER THAN WHATEVER THE HELL WAS ON THE FRONT. NOTICE THE NICE CLOSE-UP AND THE "199" STICKER. ALSO, I NEED A NEW CAMERA.

POST TRAUMATIC STRESS APPAREL

LAST NIGHT I HAD THIS DREAM WHERE I STEPPED IN GLASS AND MY RIGHT FOOT WAS BLEEDING BLUE BLOOD AND MY LEFT FOOT WAS BLEEDING PURPLE BLOOD BUT BRENDA, BRANDON, AND KELLY DIDN'T CARE BECAUSE DONNA WAS KIDNAPPED SO KELLY STARTED FREAKING THE FUCK OUT AND SCREAMING. LATER, WHEN I WAS AWAKE AND STUFF THINKING ABOUT THIS DREAM, IT REMINDED ME OF THAT ONE EPISODE OF 90210 WHEN BRENDA WAS ALONE AT THE PEACH PIT AND SOME GUY CAME IN WITH A GUN TO ROB THE PLACE AND LATER SHE HAD POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER AND SHE STARTED SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE OF HER TEST AND RAN OUT OF THE CLASSROOM IN THAT AMAZING JUMPSUIT.



BRENDA MAKES BEING TRAUMATIZED LOOK WAY STYLISH.

BLOND ON BLONDE

THE PAST MONTH OR WHATEVER ALL I'VE HAD IS TOTAL BLOND AMBITION. SERIOUSLY, EVERYWHERE I LOOK NOW I SEE BLOND AND ALL I DO IS YOUTUBE MADONNAS WORLD TOUR AND LOOK UP THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLONDE AND BLOND IN THE DICTIONARY. MY FRIEND SAYS ONE IS BRITISH OR SOMETHING. SO LIKE, I'M STILL NOT SURE IF I UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE, BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE MY BURNING DESIRE AT ALL. IF I GO BLOND DO YOU THINK I'LL BE TREATED DIFFERENTLY? OR WILL I JUST GET LOOKS OF DISGUST BECAUSE IT WON'T FIT MY "LOOK" AND STUFF? WHY AM I PLAGUED WITH SUCH DIFFICULT DECISIONS? UGH JUST KILL ME NOW.

DEBUT

HI MY NAME IS JOEL AND THIS IS MY BLOG BLAH BLAH BLAH.



THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN:

SELF ABSORPTION, CAT FIGHTS, MONOTONY, GAG FESTS, FAG FESTS, NOSTALGIA, TEEN ANGST, BABES, BEEFCAKE, DOLLS, DEATH, FOOD, FASHION, BULLSHIT, THE OCCULT, AND WHATEVER ELSE I FEEL LIKE VOMITING ONTO THIS BLOG.

ENJOY♥**~