OBSESSED MUCH?

WHEN I FIRST STARTED MY TWITTER LIKE, A MONTH OR TWO AGO, I HAD THE INTENTIONS OF STALKING COURTNEY LOVE'S EVERY MOVE ON THERE. WELL, I QUICKLY DISCOVERED THAT YOU CANNOT FIGURE OUT A FUCKING THING SHE'S TALKING ABOUT. PEOPLE THAT HAVE SEEN THIS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT (FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T, CHECK IT OUT NOW). TODAY SOMETHING CHANGED THOUGH. I COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD WHAT SHE'S SAYING. TOTALLY MAJOR DRAMZ FEST GOING ON HERE. SO LIKE, APPARENTLY TAYLOR MOMSEN OR WHATEVER FROM GOSSIP GIRL IS LIKE STEALING COURTNEY'S LOOK AND TRYING TO JUST LIKE, BE HERE. OBSESSED MUCH? I THINK SO. SHE'S VOCALS IN SOME BAND CALLED "THE PRETTY RECKLESS" (AKA "THE PRETTY LAME") AND IT'S WAY OBV THAT THERE ARE SOME DESIRES OF EMULATION HERE. WANNABE, NEVER GONNA BE. OF COURSE, COURTNEY LOVE IS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS:

YOOOUUUTUUUBE

A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO WHILE I WAS ON TUMBLR I RAN INTO YOOOUUUTUUUBE AND WONDERED "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" BEFORE SAYING WHATEVER AND GOING ON WITH MY LIFE. I RAN INTO IT AGAIN TODAY AND FINALLY DISCOVERED IT'S ABSOLUTE MAGIC. SO SERIOUS HERE.

NOW ALL I'VE BEEN DOING IS SITTING AROUND EATING CRACKERS AND PUTTING MY FAVORITE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE INTO YOOOUUUTUUUBE AND WATCHING THEM FOR A GOOD HOUR, EACH. WHOEVER MADE THIS IS A GENIUS. THANKS FOR HELPING ME WASTE MY LIFE AWAY EVEN MORE, FUCKWAD.


THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS I LOVE THE INTERNET. OH, AND THIS NSFW LINK IS ALSO ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE THE INTERNET. I'M GUESSING SINCE AMERICAN APPAREL ISN'T PAYING POOR MELANCHOLY GORDON ENOUGH HE HAS TO TAKE HIS MODELING SERVICES ELSEWHERE. WHAT A MAJOR BITCH.

WE GIRLS CAN DO ANYTHING

RIGHT BARBIE? RIGHT??!!











KEN SOLD SEPARATELY, DUH.

KELLY BUNDY SUMMER YEAR LOOK

I'VE BEEN MEANING TO MAKE A BLOG POST ABOUT HOW KELLY BUNDY IS MY "SUMMER LOOK" BUT I KEPT PUTTING IT OFF AND PUTTING OFF AND PUTTING IT OFF LIKE I DO WITH PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE. SHOULD I GO INTO THAT? EW NO NEVERMIND. ANYWAY, BACK TO KELLY BUNDY: JUST LOOK AT HER. SHE IS EVERYTHING A GIRL NEEDS TO BE, FROM THE MAJOR CASE OF BLOND AMBITION TO ODDLY DYED SHIRTS THAT SHOW OFF THE BELLY BUTTON. SO LIKE, I'M STARTING THINK NOW I SHOULD PROLONG THE KELLY BUNDY SUMMER LOOK TO A KELLY BUNDY SUMMER YEAR LOOK, BECAUSE SUMMER SHOULD BE FOREVER AND SO SHOULD KELLY BUNDY. AM I MAKING SENSE? WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER MAKE SENSE.












(PICTURES VIA MOONAGE)

MY FUCKING LIFE

BLAH BLAH BLAH THESE ARE PICTURES FROM MY PHONE THAT WERE TAKEN YESTERDAY.








TODAY IS FREE 7-ELEVEN SLURPEE DAY AND THE NEAREST ONE IS 30 MILES OUTSIDE OF TOWN. STORY OF MY FUCKING LIFE.

PROPHET PROFIT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COURTNEY ♥






I'M TRYING MY BEST NOT TO MAKE ANY REFERENCE TO THAT LINE IN DOLL PARTS RIGHT NOW. OH, WAIT. DAMMIT.

AMEN SISTER

OK SO LIKE A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO WAS THAT WHOLE "FOURTH OF JULY" THING OR WHATEVER. MY FRIEND HALLIE AND I DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA TO DO SOMETHING LIKE EAT A BUNCH OF REALLY GRODY ALL-AMERICAN FOODS AND THEN HEAD DOWNTOWN FOR FIREWORKS AND SHIT, TO CELEBRATE STUFF OR SOMETHING. WE BASICALLY JUST SAT ON A BLANKET SWEATING FOR AN HOUR WHILE TRYING TO READ COLOR ME BEAUTIFUL AND WATCHING THE TRASHIET PEOPLE PASS US BY. LIKE, EW, I'M SURE. AS HALLIE PUT IT, "I THINK WE WENT DOWN A SOCIAL CLASS JUST SITTING HERE." AMEN SISTER. TOTALLY NOT WORTH THE 2 MINUTES OF FIREWORKS WE WATCHED AND WE WE'RE OUTTIE NOT LONG AFTER, OBVZ.






ALSO, MAJOR BUMMER, WHERE THE HELL IS A 7-ELEVEN IN THIS TOWN?

THE KURT COBAIN STORY

NORMALLY I'M LIKE "WHATEVER" TOWARDS MOST BIOPICS, BUT THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN LIKE, EVER.



THIS HAS EVERYTHING A MOVIE NEEDS, AND THEN SOME.