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SO LIKE, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT IS BEING SAID IN THIS VIDEO, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN IT'S NOT AMAZING, BECAUSE IT IS. I'M FOR SURE.

XOXO

OK SO MY LIFE LATELY HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT ME OBSESSING OVER GOSSIP GIRL AND MAKING LEIGHTON MEESTER FAN ART. SERIOUSLY, MY DESKTOP IS FILLED WITH VARIOUS PICTURES OF LEIGHTON AND I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT THEM. WHAT HAS MY LIFE BECOME? DOING NOTHING BUT TALKING ABOUT A TV SHOW AND SAVING PICTURES OF CELEBRITIES' DOGS TO MY COMPUTER? WHATEVER, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.

PS. LEIGHTON MEESTER IN KOREAN ELLE LOOKING LIKE A GLAMOR GOTH? FUCK YES. ALSO, WTF IS GOING ON HERE?

POPULAR ON THE INTERNET

GOD, I'VE BEEN SO BUSY LATELY. ON TOP OF THAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN COMING UP TO ME AND ASKING ABOUT MY NEW TATTOOS AND WHAT UNDERWEAR I'M WEARING. BEING SO POPULAR ON THE INTERNET IS SUCH A DRAG.



OK BUT LIKE, SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THAT LAST GUY WAS SO BEING FRIENDLY, THEY JUST CALL HIM A CREEP BECAUSE HE'S A JANITOR WHO HAS LIKE A TATTOO OR SOMETHING. SARAH ALSO HAS A TATTOO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? I KNOW WHEN ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE COMING UP TO ME IN PUBLIC ASKING WHEN I WAS GOING TO POST SOMETHING NEW I JUST SAID "SOON OR WHATEVER" AND SIGNED SOME AUTOGRAPHS AND WAS OUTTIE. OK, SO MAYBE THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT HAVE COME UP TO ME WERE HOMELESS PEOPLE ASKING FOR MONEY AND I'M TOTALLY NOT AN INTERNET SENSATION. I CAN STILL DREAM, RIGHT?

OBSESSED MUCH?

WHEN I FIRST STARTED MY TWITTER LIKE, A MONTH OR TWO AGO, I HAD THE INTENTIONS OF STALKING COURTNEY LOVE'S EVERY MOVE ON THERE. WELL, I QUICKLY DISCOVERED THAT YOU CANNOT FIGURE OUT A FUCKING THING SHE'S TALKING ABOUT. PEOPLE THAT HAVE SEEN THIS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT (FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T, CHECK IT OUT NOW). TODAY SOMETHING CHANGED THOUGH. I COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD WHAT SHE'S SAYING. TOTALLY MAJOR DRAMZ FEST GOING ON HERE. SO LIKE, APPARENTLY TAYLOR MOMSEN OR WHATEVER FROM GOSSIP GIRL IS LIKE STEALING COURTNEY'S LOOK AND TRYING TO JUST LIKE, BE HERE. OBSESSED MUCH? I THINK SO. SHE'S VOCALS IN SOME BAND CALLED "THE PRETTY RECKLESS" (AKA "THE PRETTY LAME") AND IT'S WAY OBV THAT THERE ARE SOME DESIRES OF EMULATION HERE. WANNABE, NEVER GONNA BE. OF COURSE, COURTNEY LOVE IS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS: