OK SO MY LIFE LATELY HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT ME OBSESSING OVER GOSSIP GIRL AND MAKING LEIGHTON MEESTER FAN ART. SERIOUSLY, MY DESKTOP IS FILLED WITH VARIOUS PICTURES OF LEIGHTON AND I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT THEM. WHAT HAS MY LIFE BECOME? DOING NOTHING BUT TALKING ABOUT A TV SHOW AND SAVING PICTURES OF CELEBRITIES' DOGS TO MY COMPUTER? WHATEVER, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. PS. LEIGHTON MEESTER IN KOREAN ELLE LOOKING LIKE A GLAMOR GOTH? FUCK YES. ALSO, WTF IS GOING ON HERE?
THE PAST FEW DAYS WHEN I WANT TO COME BLOG ABOUT WHATEVER, ALL I KEEP COMING UP WITH IS THAT ONE EPISODE OF AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL WHEN TYRA JUST LIKE YELLED AT THAT ONE GIRL AND WAS LIKE "WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS AT ME IT MEANS SHE LOVES ME HOW DARE YOU??"
BESIDES THINKING ABOUT THAT, I'VE ALSO BEEN THINKING ABOUT AALIYAH NONSTOP. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I EVEN NEED TO THINK ABOUT? PROBABLY NOT. RIP SWEET ANGEL.
SOME PICTURES OF MY LIFE FROM THE PAST WEEK OR SO OR SOMETHING. MY MIND IS JUST SO BLANK RIGHT NOW EVERYBODY. I HAVE A SHITLOAD OF VHS TAPES I PURCHASED THURSDAY, SO I MIGHT JUST LIKE, WALLOW ON THE GROUND FOREVER AND WATCH JAWBREAKER AND FREEZE FRAME, THIS MOVIE WITH SHANNEN DOHERTY CIRCA 1989. THEY HAVE FREEZE FRAME ON YOUTUBE IF YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ME AND WATCH IT TOO <3
WHEN I FIRST STARTED MY TWITTER LIKE, A MONTH OR TWO AGO, I HAD THE INTENTIONS OF STALKING COURTNEY LOVE'S EVERY MOVE ON THERE. WELL, I QUICKLY DISCOVERED THAT YOU CANNOT FIGURE OUT A FUCKING THING SHE'S TALKING ABOUT. PEOPLE THAT HAVE SEEN THIS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT (FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T, CHECK IT OUT NOW). TODAY SOMETHING CHANGED THOUGH. I COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD WHAT SHE'S SAYING. TOTALLY MAJOR DRAMZ FEST GOING ON HERE. SO LIKE, APPARENTLY TAYLOR MOMSEN OR WHATEVER FROM GOSSIP GIRL IS LIKE STEALING COURTNEY'S LOOK AND TRYING TO JUST LIKE, BE HERE. OBSESSED MUCH? I THINK SO. SHE'S VOCALS IN SOME BAND CALLED "THE PRETTY RECKLESS" (AKA "THE PRETTY LAME") AND IT'S WAY OBV THAT THERE ARE SOME DESIRES OF EMULATION HERE. WANNABE, NEVER GONNA BE. OF COURSE, COURTNEY LOVE IS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS:
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO MAKE A BLOG POST ABOUT HOW KELLY BUNDY IS MY "SUMMER LOOK" BUT I KEPT PUTTING IT OFF AND PUTTING OFF AND PUTTING IT OFF LIKE I DO WITH PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE. SHOULD I GO INTO THAT? EW NO NEVERMIND. ANYWAY, BACK TO KELLY BUNDY: JUST LOOK AT HER. SHE IS EVERYTHING A GIRL NEEDS TO BE, FROM THE MAJOR CASE OF BLOND AMBITION TO ODDLY DYED SHIRTS THAT SHOW OFF THE BELLY BUTTON. SO LIKE, I'M STARTING THINK NOW I SHOULD PROLONG THE KELLY BUNDY SUMMER LOOK TO A KELLY BUNDY SUMMER YEAR LOOK, BECAUSE SUMMER SHOULD BE FOREVER AND SO SHOULD KELLY BUNDY. AM I MAKING SENSE? WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER MAKE SENSE.
AT FIRST, I WASN'T EVEN SURE IF I SHOULD BLOG ABOUT HIM, BUT I CAN'T IGNORE IT. SERIOUSLY, I'VE PRETTY MUCH SEEN EVERY PICTURE AND VIDEO / HEARD EVERY SONG BY MICHAEL JACKSON IN THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS, WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO SEARCH FOR ANY OF IT. WELL, OKAY SO I DID A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH ONCE, WHATEVER. I ALSO WENT TO SEE HOW MUCH THRILLER WAS GOING FOR ON VINYL ON EBAY, SINCE I WAS THINKING EARLIER THIS MONTH HOW I NEEDED THE ALBUM, BUT OF COURSE I NEVER DID A SEARCH. NOW EVERY ASSHOLE IS ON EBAY BIDDING FOR THEM AND I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO WAIT A LIFETIME BEFORE GETTING MY (CHEAP) HANDS ON IT. IF ONLY I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, I COULD GET IT WAY CHEAPER, PROBABLY. MISSED OPPORTUNITIES: THE STORY OF MY LIFE. BACK IN MARCH I WENT TO NEW YORK CITY FOR LIKE, A FEW DAYS AND OF COURSE JANE FONDA WAS ON BROADWAY FOR SOME PLAY CALLED 33 VARIATIONS OR SOMETHING (33 VARIATIONS OF WORKOUTS?). DUE TO BEING CHEAP AND A LACK OF TIME, I DID NOT ATTEND THE SHOW. OF COURSE I REGRETTED THAT AFTER I LEFT, AND LATER I WAS INFORMED THAT DOLLY PARTON WENT TO SEE HER SHOW THE DAY AFTER LEFT. FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW.
PS. NOTICE THE AMOUNT OF SEQUINED GARMENTS IN HIS DRESSING ROOM IN THIS PEPSI COMMERCIAL. I'M SO JEALOUS.
YESTERDAY I HIT THE JACK POT BY FINDING COLOR ME BEAUTIFUL, ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS I'VE READ IN MY LIFE. I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS LIKE, A MONTH OR TWO AGO AND I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW WHICH SEASON I FIT INTO (OK, SO I PROBABLY COULD HAVE GOOGLED IT, BUT SCREW THAT). THANKS TO COLOR ME BEAUTIFUL, I WILL NO LONGER MAKE THE MISTAKE OF GOING OUT IN PUBLIC WITH THE WRONG COLOR ROUGE THAT CAN MAKE ME LOOK SUPER DRAB. NOW THAT I KNOW FOR SURE THAT I'M A SUMMER, I CAN TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND MY TRUE COLOR PALETTE. WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING DOWN THE STREET, YOU'LL NOTICE COOL, SOFT COLORS WITH BLUE UNDERTONES THAT MAKE ME LOOK RADIANT. YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME IN ORANGE, GROSS! THANKS, COLOR ME BEAUTIFUL. ONCE I WAS LOST, BUT NOW THAT I'VE FOUND YOU I FEEL AS IF I HAVE AN IDENTITY OR WHATEVER, A PLACE ON THIS EARTH.
THIS IS THE KIND OF WOMAN I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW OLD. WELL, IF I GROW OLD. I DON'T REALLY PLAN ON LIVING PAST 40 SO I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER. I'M OBSESSED, REGARDLESS.
JAN CROUCH, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, LET'S DO LUNCH SOMETIME. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS AND I'D REALLY LOVE IT IF YOU WOULD SHARE ALL YOUR BEAUTY TIPS WITH ME.
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