IS NOTHING SACRED?

OCTOBER IS HERE. I SO TOTALLY NEED HALLOWEEN LIKE, ASAP.







(VIA STOMACH ACHES)

I'M NOT A VICTIM

THE PAST FEW DAYS WHEN I WANT TO COME BLOG ABOUT WHATEVER, ALL I KEEP COMING UP WITH IS THAT ONE EPISODE OF AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL WHEN TYRA JUST LIKE YELLED AT THAT ONE GIRL AND WAS LIKE "WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS AT ME IT MEANS SHE LOVES ME HOW DARE YOU??"


BESIDES THINKING ABOUT THAT, I'VE ALSO BEEN THINKING ABOUT AALIYAH NONSTOP. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I EVEN NEED TO THINK ABOUT? PROBABLY NOT.

RIP SWEET ANGEL.

TOTAL DOWNER

THESE PICTURES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS POST, I'M JUST COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH THEM (VIA LOVE-LESS).

OK, SO IT'S PRETTY MUCH BEEN FOREV SINCE I'VE LAST UPDATED. I THOUGHT ABOUT WRITING ABOUT DEMI LOVATO'S CUTTING PROBLEM LAST WEDNESDAY, BUT I RESISTED FOR SOME REASON. WHATEVER. SO ANYWAY, THIS PAST WEEKEND I EXPERIENCED ONE OF THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS OF MY LIFE. I WAS PLANNING ON GOING TO HOUSTON AND WHILE I WAS THERE I WAS HOPING TO ACTUALLY GO TO A 7-ELEVEN AND GET A SLURPEE AND BE HEAVEN FOREVER. OK SO I DID GO TO HOUSTON AND IT WAS PRETTY RAD MOST OF THE TIME, BUT THE FACT THE NEAREST 7-ELEVEN WAS 100 MILES AWAY WAS A MAJOR SHOCK AND A TOTAL DOWNER. LIKE, SERIOUSLY? WTF 7-ELEVEN. THESE THINGS WERE FOUNDED IN DALLAS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, THERE SHOULD BE ONE EVERYWHERE IN TEXAS. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO DISAPPOINTED WITH A COMPANY IN MY LIFE (ALTHOUGH OAK STILL HASN'T REFUNDED ME FOR THOSE BOOTS I RETURNED, I GUESS I SHOULD E-MAIL THEM ABOUT THAT?). SO BASICALLY I NEED TO LIKE, GO TO DALLAS SOMETIME SOON, I'M SURE THERE ARE 7-ELEVENS ON EVERY CORNER, OR AT LEAST THERE BETTER FUCKING BE. I'LL PROBABLY DIE OTHERWISE.

MISSED OPPORTUNITIES

AT FIRST, I WASN'T EVEN SURE IF I SHOULD BLOG ABOUT HIM, BUT I CAN'T IGNORE IT. SERIOUSLY, I'VE PRETTY MUCH SEEN EVERY PICTURE AND VIDEO / HEARD EVERY SONG BY MICHAEL JACKSON IN THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS, WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO SEARCH FOR ANY OF IT. WELL, OKAY SO I DID A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH ONCE, WHATEVER. I ALSO WENT TO SEE HOW MUCH THRILLER WAS GOING FOR ON VINYL ON EBAY, SINCE I WAS THINKING EARLIER THIS MONTH HOW I NEEDED THE ALBUM, BUT OF COURSE I NEVER DID A SEARCH. NOW EVERY ASSHOLE IS ON EBAY BIDDING FOR THEM AND I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO WAIT A LIFETIME BEFORE GETTING MY (CHEAP) HANDS ON IT. IF ONLY I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, I COULD GET IT WAY CHEAPER, PROBABLY.
MISSED OPPORTUNITIES: THE STORY OF MY LIFE. BACK IN MARCH I WENT TO NEW YORK CITY FOR LIKE, A FEW DAYS AND OF COURSE JANE FONDA WAS ON BROADWAY FOR SOME PLAY CALLED 33 VARIATIONS OR SOMETHING (33 VARIATIONS OF WORKOUTS?). DUE TO BEING CHEAP AND A LACK OF TIME, I DID NOT ATTEND THE SHOW. OF COURSE I REGRETTED THAT AFTER I LEFT, AND LATER I WAS INFORMED THAT DOLLY PARTON WENT TO SEE HER SHOW THE DAY AFTER LEFT. FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW.

PS. NOTICE THE AMOUNT OF SEQUINED GARMENTS IN HIS DRESSING ROOM IN THIS PEPSI COMMERCIAL. I'M SO JEALOUS.